1. Never have I ever slept with siblings.
2. Never have I ever repurposed a common household item as a sex toy.
3. Never have I ever slept with someone on account of their impressive social media following.
4. Never have I ever had to delete provocative email exchanges or text threads out of fear that my partner would find them.
5. Never have I ever hit on someone after spotting their wedding band.
6. Never have I ever fooled around with a really close friend just to see what it was like.
7. Never have I ever performed oral sex on someone without ever kissing them on the mouth.
8. Never have I ever called someone the wrong name while hooking up.
9. Never have I ever required medical attention because there was a foreign object stuck inside me.
10. Never have I ever had sex with someone I wasn’t attracted to because I wanted to get laid that badly.
11. Never have I ever blown a line of cocaine off of someone else’s body.
12. Never have I ever received a noise complaint immediately after sex.
13. Never have I ever had sex within view of unsuspecting onlookers on purpose.
14. Never have I ever paid for sex.
15. Never have I ever played with a vibrator during sex.
16. Never have I ever been unfaithful to a significant other.
17. Never have I ever given or received a purely sensual massage.
18. Never have I ever performed a striptease for someone.
19. Never have I ever had to ask someone whether or not we’d had sex because I wasn’t so sure.
20. Never have I ever given or received a lap dance.
21. Never have I ever accidentally had sex with a tampon still inside me (or the girl I was with).
22. Never have I ever slept with a friend’s parent.
23. Never have I ever fantasized about my best friend’s lover.
24. Never have I ever sexted with a colleague just for kicks.
25. Never have I ever slept with my boss to get ahead, or with a teacher to get a good grade.
26. Never have I ever been called a slut or a player—and kind of liked it.
27. Never have I ever had an STD scare.
28. Never have I ever had a finger in my ass.
29. Never have I ever had a threesome.
30. Never have I ever slept with a married person.
31. Never have I ever written out a list of the people I’ve slept with and been shocked by the total number.
32. Never have I ever had to lie about my “number” to avoid judgment.
33. Never have I ever fingered a woman (or been fingered) during a movie, in the back of a taxi, or on an airplane.
34. Never have I ever incorporated a condiment into lovemaking.
35. Never have I ever masturbated to pornography.
36. Never have I ever participated in role play.
37. Never have I ever surprised someone butt naked.
38. Never have I ever answered a blatant booty call—happily.
39. Never have I ever had to turn my phone off before going to sleep to avoid being woken up by a stream of booty calls.
40. Never have I ever woken up next to a total stranger.
41. Never have I ever gotten a happy ending.
42. Never have I ever eaten food off of someone’s naked body.
43. Never have I ever fooled around with two different people within twenty-four hours.
44. Never have I ever slept with twins.
45. Never have I ever had to do the walk of shame.
46. Never have I ever been watched having sex.
47. Never have I ever starfucked a celebrity.
48. Never have I ever experimented sexually with a member of the same sex.
49. Never have I ever said “I love you” just to get laid.
50. Never have I ever Googled “sex addiction.”
